Jimochi Unisex cotton shorts
XS
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
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Meet JIMOCHI™, the softest discovery in modern food science.
Inspired by a highly classified research project examining the correlation between mochi and overwhelming levels of cuteness, this design features a perfectly round specimen exhibiting exceptional squishability, premium cheek-to-surface-area ratios, and concerningly high cuddle potential.
Researchers at RMU’s Department of Snack-Based Behavioral Analysis have concluded that JIMOCHI exists somewhere between dessert, emotional support object, and public safety hazard due to the frequency of spontaneous “aww” responses among study participants.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited compliments, cravings for mochi, and requests to explain the science behind your findings.
Officially peer-reviewed by absolutely nobody.
Upgrade your casual look with these Unisex Cotton Shorts. Made from soft, breathable cotton, they deliver all-day comfort while maintaining a relaxed fit.
• 95% cotton, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
• Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel
• Unisex fit
• Blank product components sourced from Mexico
Jimochi Unisex cotton shorts
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
Inspired by a highly classified research project examining the correlation between mochi and overwhelming levels of cuteness, this design features a perfectly round specimen exhibiting exceptional squishability, premium cheek-to-surface-area ratios, and concerningly high cuddle potential.
Researchers at RMU’s Department of Snack-Based Behavioral Analysis have concluded that JIMOCHI exists somewhere between dessert, emotional support object, and public safety hazard due to the frequency of spontaneous “aww” responses among study participants.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited compliments, cravings for mochi, and requests to explain the science behind your findings.
Officially peer-reviewed by absolutely nobody.
Upgrade your casual look with these Unisex Cotton Shorts. Made from soft, breathable cotton, they deliver all-day comfort while maintaining a relaxed fit.
• 95% cotton, 5% elastane
• Fabric weight: 8.85 oz./yd.² (300 g/m²)
• Heavyweight cotton-spandex blend with a medium soft feel
• Unisex fit
• Blank product components sourced from Mexico